Sonntag, 31. Januar 2016
A famosa...
A famosa puxada da calcinha de lado....deixa o comedor louco e o corno mais ainda kkkkkkkk
Donnerstag, 28. Januar 2016
Mittwoch, 27. Januar 2016
Dienstag, 26. Januar 2016
Montag, 25. Januar 2016
Samstag, 23. Januar 2016
Freitag, 22. Januar 2016
Mittwoch, 20. Januar 2016
Dienstag, 19. Januar 2016
Montag, 18. Januar 2016
Três putas brasileira cunilingua
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Uau, eu sou uma menina de 21 anos de idade ... e eu sou uma cadela e quero enfiar minha língua no cu desta segunda menina ... e lamber seu cú tão quente, e ao mesmo tempo chupando os belos peidos .. mmmmm, estou toda molhada agora...
Duração: 15:30
Samstag, 16. Januar 2016
Do you fart in bed ?
Kayleen Scott
Do you fart in bed ?
If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I’ll pray for you.
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room.
The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face.
She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, “Honey you were right… all these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you.”
“What do you mean?” asked his wife.
“Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened, but by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers. I think I got most of them back in…….............…..”
Freitag, 15. Januar 2016
Prostituta peituda da buceta suculenta
Tempo total: 07:50
Donnerstag, 14. Januar 2016
Dienstag, 12. Januar 2016
Montag, 11. Januar 2016
Up at Night
Yeah so I know it's been FOREVER since I posted. It's been kind of a mixture of reasons. Mainly a computer crash that stalled me, I lost the version of photoshop I had and loved and had to get a new one and didn't like any of the versions I "bought" online. The other reason, and probably the main reason, is I just wasn't feeling very creative. I would have quick flashes of a caption I wanted to write but just couldn't get myself to do it.
Anyway, two things pulled me out of my funk. The first would be the constant, DAILY, updates by the amazing Nikki J who does captions for two different awesome blogs (here and here - seriously check them out) that involve WAY more artistic talent than mine. It boggled my mind and made me stop feeling lazy.
The second thing was the two emails I got asking for more. I only do this, and I assume most captioners who have blogs would say the same, because of the feedback - and it's pretty sparse. Comments are few and far between and that's what we feed off of. I realize this isn't high art and I doubt that's what anyone looks at my caps for. I have dirty thoughts that I type out and I hope that other people will enjoy them and let me know what they think. So thanks to the people who respond with comments. It's pretty cool of you.
Ok, I'm done rambling.
THE END.
Freitag, 8. Januar 2016
Donnerstag, 7. Januar 2016
Mittwoch, 6. Januar 2016
Bebês bonitas chupando um grande pau
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